GrownUps Quote of the Day
From an IM conversation with Chris W. about 'teenage rebellion'
"If you're not a rebel before you're 20, you've got no heart. If you haven't turned establishment by the time you're 30, you've got no brains."
From an IM conversation with Chris W. about 'teenage rebellion'
"If you're not a rebel before you're 20, you've got no heart. If you haven't turned establishment by the time you're 30, you've got no brains."
Brian M: They worked pretty good, especailly for fireworks that have been in my basement for the last few years
Me: Darwin is sitting at the end of your driveway, scratching his head and rechecking his math...
"My knowledge of Heavy Metal is limited to what they would allow in Kentucky....which was 'Winger'. "
-Carpool Dan
(In response to my "What do you mean, you've never heard of 'Dokken' "?)
"Wait. You're telling me Jimmy freakin' Fallon is better than Rowan Atkinson. Are you sure you didn't have some of Dan's Windex?"
-Steven K.
...I think I may be spending too much time around Carpool Dan, based on the following conversation about Carpool Dan's ex's new boyfriend.
CarpoolDan: "I don't know much about him, but she said he's a nice guy. He's in a band and talks to dead people."
Me: "Oh no! Not a musician!! Never EVER date Musicians!!"
Me: (So you said to him) "F*&k, No!" but in a very polite, British manner
Phox: I was so British it came with tea and crumpets.
"The thing to know about the library is....where to hide the bodies."
-Carpool Dan
...Maybe I'll rethink that whole tormenting Carpool Dan with the iPod thing...
Me: "Charles stopped by my office today. He said since he hadn't seen me around campus in a while he thought he might have said something that offended you."
Dan: "Does he realize I don't have that much control over you?"
"Pretty, catch on your tongue snowflakes.
Oh, crap starting to stick to the grass, not pretty."
- Dan
*Male Coworker walks into another female coworkers office*
Male CoWorker: "I'm here to bug you about..."
Female CoWorker: "Go away, I have my period..."
Apple Laptop Program Costs School Board Members Their Jobs
"If Mr. Kunze was serious about training kids on the same technology they would use on graduation, he would be demanding that deep-fryers and grills be installed in all the classrooms."
"One day someone walks into your life and you realize why it never worked with anyone else."
Dan: "Even if you think someone is making a mistake, the right thing to do is to wish them the best."
Me: "So my response should be... 'Yeah...Good Luck with THAT!' ?
"I'm gonna order your wedding gift from Woot"
-Brian M.
Little does Brian know, but we're going to have BOC's as wedding favors.
/If you know what I'm talking about - you're a geek, too! :P
"Growling, the cat sank"
...was the subject of an email that I received today. The body of the message was for mortgage refinancing.
Ack! Who cares about my mortgage rate?? What happened to the cat??!
"It's not the holidays until you ruin someone's diet. Enjoy!"
- I wrote this on the gift tag attached to a box of candy given to a co-worker
"There's no crying in metal!!!"
-some nameless hack/comedian/whatever on Vh1's "Awesomely Bad Metal Songs", in reference to Cinderella's "Nobody's Fool"
Back on my old RR website, I had a 'Quote Board'.
I got the idea after seeing a 'live' version on someone's dormroom door. The concept was, the owner of the board would write the random funny things his friends and dorm-mates had said. I decided it'd be fun to have one online.
So now I'm resurrecting it on my blog. Here's some of my favorites from the old 'Quote Board'
"It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye, then it's just fun you can't see" - James Hetfield, Metallica
"One of the prettier bulbs on the tree, but not the brightest" - Me (about a guy I dated... briefly)
"Bought a 6 pack of those candy-ass fou-fou drinks. Maybe later I'll get drunk and take advantage of myself" - Mike H. (thought I forgot about that one, didn't you??)
"It sounded like a bushel of cats in a blender" - Mike H.
"Make something idiot proof, and someone will make a better idiot"
-Seen on a bumpersticker
“If I do what they want me to do, there will be nothing left of me.�
-Theresa Heinz Kerry
"I bought enough munchies to last us through Election Night, or the Apocalypse. Which ever comes first."
-Me