Reason #42 you shouldn't name your children after your favorite character from a movie
Man faces jail time for selling crack
A City of Poughkeepsie man faces a stint in jail for dealing crack in the city last year.
Landocalrissan Butler, 25, of Winnikee Avenue, entered a guilty plea Tuesday in Dutchess County Court to attempted criminal possession of a controlled substance, a felony. Butler told Judge Thomas J. Dolan he had five small bags of crack in his pocket Dec. 22 when police arrested him on Morgan Avenue. He said he intended to sell the drugs.
In exchange for his plea, Butler was promised a sentence of six months in jail and five years on probation. He will also be required to forfeit a cell phone and $432 police said he obtained through illegal drug sales.
Butler remains jailed pending his sentencing, scheduled for April 4.
The guy was born in '81...what movie was released less than year before that? That's right, this poor guy was named after a character from "The Empire Strikes Back".
I assume no one was surprised he would up becoming a crack dealer!
To my brother, Chris - aren't you glad you weren't born a few years later? You could have wound up "Yoda Doty". (Say it out loud for the full on effect)