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September 29, 2004

Two down...

...and three to go!

Woodchucks, that is.

For those that don't know, I have a very large (1 acre) yard. About half way out the back of the property is a storage shed where (last count) 5 woodchucks had taken up residence.

I really didn't mind the first one that showed up out there. It was like having my own Puxatawny Phil. Unfortunately, Phil decided to invite his four friends over and turned my yard into a life-size game of Whack-A-Mole.

If they had just stayed under the shed, I would have ignored them. But NOOOOO.... They decided that they needed their own little subway system. I noticed it when I was mowing the lawn with the tractor and just about lost a front wheel down a hole.

So I tried plugging the holes. They dug them back out. I tried putting large rocks in the holes. They dug around the rocks and made the holes bigger. The giant hamsters from Hell had to go.

I'd had enough, so I called in a professional. The pro was a little wary because it's getting to the time of year when the little monsters go into hibernation. I insisted they were still out and about and that as we spoke, one was nibbling on my lawn next to the shed... mocking me.

So the wildlife pro came yesterday and set up 3 traps around the shed. I checked them first thing this morning, and sure enough we had one. By 1 this afternoon, there was another. The annoying little furballs are to be released out in the woods about 15 miles away. Sounds like a much better place for them.

Just as long as they don't run into the coyotes...

September 28, 2004

God VS Bush

September 22, 2004

"The Rock"

Geez, I have Derek go through the trouble of setting up a blog for me because I thought I would have so much to write about... And then I get writers block. *sigh*

Well, I'll give it a whirl...

A few weeks ago my boyfriend, Dan (more on him in future blog entries) gave me a present which has become a source of torment for my friends and coworkers.

When he handed it to me he warned, "It's not what you think it is, but it is a rock!". And indeed, it was. In a small gift box (the ones that normally contain jewelry) he had put a silver dollar sized, polished, heart-shaped quartz rock. Yeah, Reaaaaal Cute, Dan :-P

Actually, I found it was much funnier when I started using the joke on my coworkers.

Me - "Oh my God, Beth! You will NOT believe the size of the rock Dan gave me"
Beth - "No Way! He didn't! DID HE??"
Me - "Seriously! *holds out palm of left hand* See?? It's a rock!"
Beth - *Rolls Eyes* "Ugh"

I repeated this for the secretary, my office mate, and various friends at dinners and parties. Though I have to admit, the joke is even funnier when it's both of us setting it up...

We went to dinner with two other couples last week. After dinner, I nudged Dan and pointed to the box in my purse.

Dan - "Did you show everyone the rock I gave you?"
Friends - *Stunned Silence*
Me - "Um, I didn't think we were telling people about it yet" (my left hand is out of view under the table)
Dan - "Oh... oops. Well, you might as well show them now."
Friends - *Continued mouth-gaping and stunned silence*
Me - *Holds out palm of left hand* "See?? Isn't it a pretty rock??"
Friends - "GAHHHH!!!!"

Ok, maybe it would be funnier if you had been there...

September 15, 2004

First Blog Entry

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